チョコレートとセックスはどちらが勝るか
「音楽・ドラマ・映画 の部屋」に先日、映画「ショコラ」を観た感想をアップした。その末尾に、映画「ショコラ」のホームページのＵＲＬをうろ覚えで
入れたので、翌朝、念のために開いてみた。なんとベルギーのチョコレート会社のホ
ームページ（http://www.chocolat.com/)につながってしまった。
そのページをあちこちサーフィンしていると、チョコレートvs.セックスという愉快な比較があるのを見つけた。
チョコレートがセックスに勝るトップ20の理由というのだ。読んでみて思わず吹き出してしまった(下の表の左欄）。
世の中には、こんなことを”真面目に”考える人もいるんだ。
参考のためにここに掲載したいと思ったが、せっかくなら、セックスがチョコレートに勝るトップ20の理由を、それこそ真面目に考えてみてはどうか、と思い至
った。
まだ、熟したものになっていないが、とりあえず掲載しますので、皆さまのお知恵・アドバイスをお寄せ下さい。
mail to: akybe@air.linkclub.or.jp
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BETTER THAN SEX. |
BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE . （by Kiichiro Abe) |
| 1. You can GET chocolate. | 1. You can GET sex without going out to a chocolate shop. |
| 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has
real meaning with chocolate. |
2. "If you love me you'll squeeze that" has real meaning with sex. |
| 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. | 3. Sex satisfies even when it has gone too hard.
(or out of your mouth). |
| 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. |
4. You can easily have sex while you are diving. |
| 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want
it to. |
5. You can make sex without any material. |
| 6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother. | 6. You can have sex in front of a rolling mirror. |
| 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. |
7. If you bite the nuts too soft the sex won't mind. |
| 8. Two people of the same sex can have
chocolate without being called nasty names. |
8. Two people of the same sex can have a lot of sex without being called chocolate maniacs. |
| 9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. | 9. The word "commercialism" doesn't stand off sex. |
| 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. | 10. You can have sex with your boss on top of your boss's sofa/desk during working hours without upsetting the boss. |
| 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. | 11. You can ask a streetwalker for sex without getting your face slapped. |
| 12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. | 12. You don't get bad teeth in your mouth with sex. |
| 13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. | 13. With sex there's no need to provide it. |
| 14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. | 14. Sex doesn't make you fat. |
| 15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. | 15. You can have sex at any time of the day.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find. |
| 16. Good chocolate is easy to find. | 16. Good sex is easy to share . |
| 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate
as you can handle. |
17. You can have as many kinds of sex as you can imagine. |
| 18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. | 18. You are never too sweet or too bitter for sex. |
| 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep
your neighbors awake. |
19. When you have sex it does not keep your teeth black . |
| 20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's
always good. |
20. With sex style(or shape) doesn't matter; it's always good |
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